If you're wondering what new stories The Onion will post tomorrow, compare this list to what they've already posted this week.
UPDATE: Through Friday, we're still waiting on Closeted Father... and ...thinks he's still in the closet. I suspect carload of... won't make the cut because of the bad word, which is a shame given the real thrust of the article is the ignorant slack-jawed kids working the drive-through.
Posted by Matt Bruce at June 25, 2008 03:10 PM