June 17, 2008

Dear Party B,

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

Love,
Party A

Postscript #1: Congratulations also to the thousands of other Party A's and Party B's who finally became eligible for official recognition today.

Postscript #2: Party B figures that the "B" stands for "Bride" but wonders whether the "A" stands for something obscene.

Postscript #3: Country music fans urgently need to keep their own marriages intact (and I suspect whatever problems they face have nothing to do with anybody else's relationship or marriage), because songs like this and this are way too depressing.

Postscript #4: And of course, as you know, it was two years ago today that Italy drew the U.S. (1-1) and this game outlasted our reception.

Posted by Matt Bruce at June 17, 2008 03:21 PM
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In the LeAnn Rimes song, I don't think they broke up... I think he's dead.

Posted by: Richard at June 19, 2008 11:00 PM
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