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Jerk of the Week

I tend to give major league ballplayers benefit of the doubt, even if they're rumored to be jerks, especially if they're surrounded by uncorroborated innuendo... but if the rumors are corroborated, that's another story.

Anyway, Texas Rangers kick Sidney Ponson to the curb.

You may remember the native Aruban from the time he assaulted a judge.

Or this dugout chat.