"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that." --Moe Szyslak
I think Ken Korach used not only the same words, but even the same cadence, for both Mark Ellis's 10th inning walk-off home run today and Marco Scutaro's walk-off home run off Mariano Rivera a year ago.