"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that." --Moe Szyslak
"I am happy that I am divorced now. I will be able to go back to school."
--the eight-year-old (emphasis added) whose father put her into an arranged marriage. AFP via Google News, Althouse, and Instapundit.