Fancy Store-Bought Dirt

Isn't This Begging to be Chopped and Screwed?

UPDATE: Here's everything you need.

If all else fails just play all five of these at once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UO3PAQodYg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XXBTAVOMyM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K0eknfuix8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M70emIFxETs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8HxuDcZQsk