Fancy Store-Bought Dirt

Ancient Fake Poetry

There's nothing new on the Internet. Earlier this week someone forwarded me the map of the U.S. by beverage synonym ("pop"/"soda"/"coke"). Earlier this month various libertarian bloggers rediscovered the guy who aesthetically ranked U.S. world flags. On it goes.

[Link added, text fixed. I guess that's some kind of right-of-center Freudian slip?]

Anyhow, there's a small chance you never saw Francis Heaney's (The Modern Humorist) Holy Tango of Poetry ("If poets Wrote Poems Whose Titles Were Anagrams of Their Names"). Read it all post-haste, especially Dammit, Dave, both haiku, "Yoga Alumnae," and "I Will Alarm Islamic Owls."