Fancy Store-Bought Dirt

Pyramid, With Urban Clues But Painfully White Contestants

(Just off the top of my head. I'd be surprised if I were the first person to take things this direction though.)

"A pinball machine?!? [pause] Oh... jewelry, watches... Aki the gardner when he wants me to give him his lake-lake!"

"With my hands on both ends of the pin as I flatten the dough... with a quick flick of the wrist and some topspin to make sixes come up more often."