Attempted Chemistry
Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

What is Attempted Chemistry?

More than a domain name, more than a silly Simpsons quote, Attempted Chemistry is also now a group of misfit bloggers banding together to save on hosting costs and system admin headaches. The Attempted Chemistry Consortium members are listed below, with the latest entry automatically updated.

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A humor column with ideas taken from real life. Poke fun at reality with rural Massachusetts' favorite rodent.

Latest entry: Baseball Player Suspended for Gellin'
NEW YORK, NY: Major League Baseball announced today that they were making their first suspension under the league's get-tough policy against gellin'....

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Latest entry:
Book Log 2009 #24: Traffic by Tom VanderbiltSubtitled "

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"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that." --Moe Szyslak

Latest entry: Duggars Victorious
(The title above is a variant on The Onion's Ebert Victorious headline upon Gene Siskel's death.) Unrelated thoughts based on watching the television event of the summer: 1. I know all publicity is good publicity, but do you really think...

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What city is this? What time is it now? Who are you all, again?

Latest entry: Wettest. Month. Ever.
Fat globules of rain smacking against my apartment window as I type signal the breaking of a record; by tomorrow morning, Pat Kiernan on NY1 will undoubtedly be telling me that this month is now officially the wettest month in...