Attempted Chemistry

Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

What is Attempted Chemistry?

More than a domain name, more than a silly Simpsons quote, Attempted Chemistry is also now a group of misfit bloggers banding together to save on hosting costs and system admin headaches. The Attempted Chemistry Consortium members are listed below, with the latest entry automatically updated.

		Greenfield Gerbil 2.1
		A humor column with ideas taken from real life. Poke fun at reality with rural Massachusetts' favorite rodent. Latest entry: Baseball Player Suspended for Gellin' NEW YORK, NY: Major League Baseball announced today that they were making their first suspension under the league's get-tough policy against gellin'....
		Blogalicious
		Latest entry: Book Log 2009 #24: Traffic by Tom VanderbiltSubtitled "
		Fancy Store-Bought Dirt
		"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that." --Moe Szyslak Latest entry: Duggars Victorious (The title above is a variant on The Onion's Ebert Victorious headline upon Gene Siskel's death.) Unrelated thoughts based on watching the television event of the summer: 1. I know all publicity is good publicity, but do you really think...
		Perpetual Jet Lag
		What city is this? What time is it now? Who are you all, again? Latest entry: Wettest. Month. Ever. Fat globules of rain smacking against my apartment window as I type signal the breaking of a record; by tomorrow morning, Pat Kiernan on NY1 will undoubtedly be telling me that this month is now officially the wettest month in...